Dreeeeeeams!
Douchebag: “Are you making any money off these little shows?”
Me: “not yet. “
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Kind of a profound moment for me between what-i-never-want-to-be and myself. Here are a few things I wish I said:
Douchebag: “Are you making any money off these little shows?”
Me: “Youre right- I guess I peaked here, cleaning shit out of your drains and mopping your floors”
Me: “Good point, guess I dont know what Im doing. How can I fuck up quickly and end up like yoooou.”
Me: “FUCK YOU” (Then I break his legs and burn it to the ground)
I mean, honestly, what an asshole thing to say to someone.
In other news I just met Nick Swardson and I say Morgan Freeman. So thats cool.
